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Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61336) - you deserved it (5657)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:46am - work - by sonofmilf (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Your mom must be a babe.

#3 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:10am by 24788

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Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

#4 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:18am by neverland

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