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Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML


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On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

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*moves to Malaysia*

*converts to this guy's religion*

*learns Macedonian*

#6 - On 07/08/2012 at 7:36pm by DocBastard

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After he fires you, remember the terms this coworker used and use them at your next job to score some pussy instead of work.

#5 - On 07/08/2012 at 7:35pm by Drigr

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