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Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by overlandparkmommie (woman) - United States

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Hahaha. Oh wow. At least it was on your car and not on you.

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:36am by redbluegreen

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I have to park under a tree. I go through this everyday in the spring and summer. I still love the birds though.

#5 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:41am by 24788

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