Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7169) - you deserved it (43552)
On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
nickthetank's life also sucksToday, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Needsanewjob also deserved itToday, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the…
Well... Whose fault was that??
#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 1:06pm by Danny0522
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*red forman voice* dumbass
#5 - On 01/19/2012 at 1:08pm by zoPwNAgEzo
+130 | 20
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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