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Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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wow, that really sucks. its not your fault at all, how were you to know that the kid had down syndrome? You were just doing your job. Don't worry about it man

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:10pm by P1MP1N

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You shouldn't feel bad about enforcing the law, and you should definitely tell your boss what happened.

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:07pm by betsymonty

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