Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
by Branman2480 / 09/19/2011 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Work
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They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.
#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 6:26am by franticravyn
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This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris.
It's ass kicking time.
#5 - On 09/19/2011 at 6:32am by underguarded
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