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Today, i walked into starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, " NO". There was a 'now hiring' sign in the window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44718) - you deserved it (4674)

On 03/01/2009 at 10:03pm - work - by timmyb (man) - United States (California)

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WHAT A DICK. You should go back, ask for a drink and throw it at him.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:57am by sonofskam

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#4 - re-read the fml verrry carefully

alot of places have those up and just never take them down even when they don't need people.... like the kfc near my place that has the rusted, crooked sign near the drive through.

#5 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:15am by BJacobs

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