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Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30252) - you deserved it (2397)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:17pm - work - by ReallyNow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Holy super woman

#3 - On 09/01/2011 at 7:09pm by y33katelynballa

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If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably wouldn't be pregnant.

#10 - On 09/01/2011 at 7:14pm by maskedman

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