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Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48310) - you deserved it (4267)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:15pm - work - by nojob (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Life's a bitch... you shouldn't worry, besides you don't wanna work in a place with workers like that. =/

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:05pm by TheRightEye

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You may want to revamp that resume of yours. There are government programs that can help you with that, youth centers, job connect, etc.

Or google resume layouts and sell yourself (I know your mom told you not to, but as long as it's on paper and not the corner, you should be good)

#3 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:08pm by cadenernest

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