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Today... Mah Boss Asked Me To Pick Up Some Supplies For A Presentation. I Entered The Store In The Middle Of An Armed Robbery... Was Knocked To The Floor... And Had Mah Cash... Phone And Credit Cards Stolen. When I Told Mah Boss The Story... She Said... "So Were U Able To Get The Binder Clips?" FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Jay (man) - United States (Missouri)

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You can't blame him. Binder clips are magical

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:08am by twenty2182

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Well... were you able to get the binder clips?

#3 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:09am by LilKonvicted

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