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Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML
I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015