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Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML


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On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

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Why 2 hours later? Did you need time for your erection to go down?

#9 - On 06/02/2011 at 3:02am by CallMeHush

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It could have been worse. You could have had to pee while 130 guys were watching you.

#18 - On 06/02/2011 at 3:21am by frozenfreeze

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