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Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML


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On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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I don't blame him. needles suck

#2 - On 05/27/2011 at 2:35am by lilyz

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Haha. At least he got straight to the "point." ;). Sorry...

#3 - On 05/27/2011 at 2:35am by Jarvo_666

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