You can always join me on Friday nights giving lap-dances to homeless men in exchange for their underwear that I'm using to make quilts for my great-grandchildren. I'll pay you $1.25 per dance.
If people weren't so sue happy these days you wouldn't have to worry about losing your job over something that's worthy of an apology and paying to have it fixed. Now some jackass is probably going to sue over a little tiny cut, probably not as big as a paper cut. But now the "Victim" can't walk by windows any longer for fear of being showered by glass and oh all the sleepless nights from the horror and pain of the mighty 1/4" gash in their pinky finger... sorry OP wrong place wrong time...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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