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Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (2405)

On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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You cant compete with a bromance. Don't even try.

#10 - On 05/23/2011 at 5:07pm by nananabatmannnn

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Networking works out for some people I guess.

#1 - On 05/23/2011 at 4:55pm by hey_its_kristi

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