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Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I sent my resume by email this year and wrote a bunch of crap in my email about how I pay attention to details. I forgot to attach the resume : /

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:56pm by wantmenot

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No email either?

#4 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:54pm by Ubruntu

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