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Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML


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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

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it happens to all of us ;)

#2 - On 05/18/2011 at 1:07pm by NightmareStalker

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ohh wow i hate when that happens. like when you get someone to call your phone to find where it is and suddenly it starts ringing from your pocket...or your hand...sigh...

#4 - On 05/18/2011 at 1:08pm by bluegoldfish

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