Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
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I bet you look hot.
#1 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:41pm by Fx13mz
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why don't you use makeup remover and nail polish remover? it simplifies things.
#9 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:44pm by alex6946
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