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Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML


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On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)

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FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.

#1 - On 04/22/2011 at 1:15pm by sarah2144

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Make a tally every time he goes then show him his score at the end of the week. If you turn it into a game it won't seem so bad.

#7 - On 04/22/2011 at 1:20pm by Nimmrodel

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