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Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30766) - you deserved it (2827)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:27am - work - by Forgetable (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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next time you walk by her, say "I slept will your husband." She'll remember you then. :)

#3 - On 04/21/2011 at 6:05am by Lilllly_1316

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shes probably a blonde. dont worry about it

#2 - On 04/21/2011 at 6:04am by WOODYfromthaBAY

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