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Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML


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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

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That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

#1 - On 04/05/2011 at 9:52am by iDrejer

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so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

#3 - On 04/05/2011 at 9:54am by robc32ca

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