Asshats

By dinomite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I quit my job after I overheard my boss doing a 'hysterical' impression of me telling her about my dad's heart condition. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 625
You deserved it 3 816

Comments

You should have contacted your HR rep for a departmemt change or something. What an asshole.

whatever happened to "don't get mad get even"? get them fired son!!!

She's a total jerk-off, hope you contacted HR about this

yeah calling HR would have been much better. now that you're jobless in an impossible economy you've pretty much screwed yourself. good luck getting another job. and sorry your boss is such a prick.

SoccerStar5493 0

I would've hit her in the mouth

SmallyBigs 9

Make fun of her crappy car. If she has a nice car, yeah hit her

lmw562 3
TheDrifter 23

What's with people bitching about the economy? If you had any useful skills whatsoever you would find that it is not all that hard to find work. Perhaps not truly enjoyable work, but work nonetheless.

hotscar 3

126, actually, my cousin graduated from college with five degrees in engineering. he was denied several jobs because he was over-qualified and they would have been required to pay him too much.

#130 That happened to my Dad. He was in hotel management for 30 something years and kept getting fired because of over qualifications and they had to pay him too much.

chlorinegreen 27

Soon as you realized what was going on you should of got your phone out and recorded it then sent it to his boss and him while while your at it.

Her boss. Female management can be prettier than male management.

tiptoppc 19

Try people who can’t work, especially with a physical disability. My job injured me for life. I’d go back to a regular job in a heartbeat but instead i’m on pain killers and muscle relaxants, even after many spinal surgeries, just to get through the say. After 10 years, I’ve lost most of my muscles. I used to do IT admin work, and was in the 100k+ USD territory for pay. But my IT job 10 years ago at a hospital no less, broke my back, literally. I’m barely able to buy food, and can’t pay to heat my house above 60F in winter and cool below 90F in summer due to the economy. Of course I’ll bitch. Not like I got anything for the injury to pay me bills.

i would have beat some ass and quit too. what a ******* asshole

Agiggleaday 0
slinginmac14 0

shuda whooped his ass first

tell your boss to get a life, sorry that sucks

I would of went up to my boss and said 'you know I heard all of that' and then get them fired

Chris19801012 0

agree with #1, what a prick. Did you atleast give him a punch in the face!!!

That'd what I would've done (if it were a guy though

Chris19801012 0

girl or guy just punch them in thier **** koozies.

Brookiebear167 0
GrubbsGrady 0

and ur a bitch. just thought everyone should knoe. ^-^

samiradodi96 0
yougotapes 7

the boss is funny umm no what an ass

EverybodyHatesCh 0

I'm sorry, I bet that broke your heart.

No time for being punny but still a win.

mygreenhoodie 0

not even clever.. op u shoulda dropkicked that bitch

loricrazy04 0

you should sew your boss & the company, that'll show'em

oh, that left me in stitches! wait, what were you trying to say? |the kid|

I don't know. Sewing is kind of outdated. And frankly, they might notice being poked with needles. They could sue for that!

on second thought, they might just have to sew her, because she gon' be gettin' cut! |the kid|

laurbear12 3

#15 do u happen to work at Tim Hortons?

Ha. No. A friend and I went in to get coffee one night and saw that cookie. It was the saddest cookie I'd ever seen and I just had to take a picture. I'm impressed that you knew it was from Tim's. You're the first to ever know that and I use this picture everywhere. :)

whatever, you know you liked it. :D |the kid|

lilmisslovely13 15

157, 121 u guys r disgusting. do u really need to comment on that?

Ardencute913 6

Your boss is really jaked up dude sorry bout that

Capt_Awesome137 0

kick him in the balls and when he's crying do a hysterical impression of him.

dirtyblond 4

yes!yes! do this!do this!!!^^

rachelmacivor 0

please. just kick her so hard she can't have no kid's. then do the numa numa dance on her face as she crys in pain :{D

numa numa yay, numa numa numa yay~ na na na na nanananana I don't know the words xD

Now your boss is gonna do a 'hysterical' impression of you quitting and ranting on FML.