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Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 12:59pm - work - by SickandTired (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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wow , sounds like your boss is a BITCH .

#2 - On 03/22/2011 at 5:25pm by longhair221

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i guess ur really unprofessional and unacceptable any way u go .... damn thats not good :)

#5 - On 03/22/2011 at 5:27pm by mendozaale

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