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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 775

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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Rookie mistake

By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05

Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML

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You deserved it 2 950

By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Hotkey

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 22:00

Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML

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You deserved it 757

By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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You deserved it 5 302

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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You deserved it 910

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

Dumb Shit. YDI idiot... get your resume ready...

badluckwind 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

as long as you weren't looking at ****!

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scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

Dumb Shit. YDI idiot... get your resume ready...

prinzess_fml 25

Friday 4 March 2011 11:02

yeah, you should be grateful for having a job. how dare you not appreciate it?

RinnieRiot 9

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

What where you looking at?

i_love_grrr 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:48

that's what i was wondering. lol

i_love_grrr 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:53

I'm pretty positive you meant were though, not where lol XP

badluckwind 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

as long as you weren't looking at ****!

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:47

The internet is for ****!

badluckwind 0

Friday 4 March 2011 9:23

true that.

lerouxmaster 7

Friday 4 March 2011 16:14

Because I have a huge banana. Wanna taste my banana juice ?

meelo88 13

Friday 4 March 2011 16:50

haha Aveune Q!

wtfbtwily 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

****?

XBCX96 4

Friday 4 March 2011 17:29

****...

ambowew 7

Friday 4 March 2011 8:45

So your boss caught you looking at **** during an important conference call, big deal. It's not like you wanted the job, with your behavior.

marinus_fml 19

Friday 4 March 2011 8:47

No problem there. Unles of course you were also on webcam wanking over ****....

Thanatos1206 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:48

Was it 2 girls 1 cup??

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:53

Worse Yet... A Justin Bieber meets Twilight meets Jersey Shore fansite.

Thanatos1206 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:53

So you're the OP?!

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:55

Perhaps... then again perhaps I'm just projecting my fantasy on you all... Muah ha ha ha...

AkuskaUK 6

Friday 4 March 2011 9:42

Ahaha!

dreamer1015 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:55

Were you looking at ****? Gambling?

shad93 3

Friday 4 March 2011 8:56

........were you jacking off????

nessaface25 14

Friday 4 March 2011 8:59

bahahahaha! what a LOSERRRR!

Rebi3144 8

Friday 4 March 2011 14:24

It is unnecessary for those extra R's. I will take them and give them back to the poor children you stole them from.

bachooka 5

Friday 4 March 2011 15:41

you mean the poo_ children?

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