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Today, At Work, My Phone Rang. My Intern Answered It An Told Me It Was A Coworker Who'd Just Left. I Picked Up An Said "What's Up Bitch? What R U Going To Complain About Now?!" It Was Actually My Boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9324) - you deserved it (40598)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

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You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yea... I bet you do.. you dirty bugger.

Anyway, friend or not thats no way to answer a phone at work. Regardless of who is on the other end of the line you could still have someone listening in on the call without you knowing.

#4 - On 02/18/2011 at 9:58am by Jimboom

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you totally deserved it

#1 - On 02/18/2011 at 9:51am by xJASMINEx

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