Work: Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML

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By FUCK - 22/07/2013 18:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I won an award for Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked my boss if he'd gotten my name mixed up or something. He had. FML

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By shaving kit - 31/12/2012 10:17

Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML

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By blank sheep at work - 01/03/2022 09:00 - United States - Richland

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 06:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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By shonfyr - 11/03/2014 21:35 - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:33 - Australia

Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

That's why you don't question it!

Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:40

Next time, smile, nod, and say, "Why thank you. Yes, I do believe I'll accept the iPod and assortment of Godiva chocolates",

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itstaylorlovexx 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:33

ouch:/

Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

That's why you don't question it!

screwedd 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

dudeeee that sucks man. if i were you i woulda attacked them anyway and stole the prize...

Bobby64 29

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:09

Well, there's always next month!

czm 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:36

thats why you dont get excited with that kind of stuff until it really happens

wh0regasm 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:36

ahhh that stinks

Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:40

Next time, smile, nod, and say, "Why thank you. Yes, I do believe I'll accept the iPod and assortment of Godiva chocolates",

jigglywiggly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:41

Damn that is harsh, but you are a winner here :)

Demonchild 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:54

HAHAHAHA. Dang i feel ya. sumtin like dat happened to my friend. I couldnt stop laughin cause when he came back from work he had silly string on him. I almost shit myself. Anyway if i were you i woulda taken the silly string and sprayed it down the winners throat... Or mayby up somewere the light never shines... Atleast you win here or rather lose i really dont know... FYL so hard so frekin hard. Love it when hopes so high come crashin down Spreadin Evil Ways D.C.