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Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML


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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Maybe you should turn your desk around and get the other side tanned up too :)

#1 - On 02/11/2011 at 5:55pm by honeybunches88

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Move the window, duh.

#17 - On 02/11/2011 at 6:13pm by every1luvsboners

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