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Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (2697)

On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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he's leaking a bit too much information to you. urine for some unfortunate stories if you keep talking to him. if you haven't cotton by now, those undies are undesirable. are you tight with this man?

#2 - On 02/10/2011 at 3:07am by Grimmerie

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Maybe he didn't have anybody to talk to,
Think about these things

#5 - On 02/10/2011 at 3:09am by stephanie911

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