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Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (4676)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:22pm - work - by mandapanda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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everyone is having blizzard fmls:o

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 5:05pm by cavalos94

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You should have called ahead to see if your work was open before you left.

YDI about being such a n00b about blizzards.

#11 - On 02/02/2011 at 5:19pm by perdix

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