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Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20249) - you deserved it (1706)

On 01/24/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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really? he called me to tell me I got that job.

#4 - On 01/25/2011 at 3:00am by nitemare0

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haha fyl double whammy!

#1 - On 01/25/2011 at 2:53am by nicesprites

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