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Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25472) - you deserved it (3512)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Lol don't be surprised if you get a raise.

#10 - On 01/25/2011 at 3:07am by sweet_candy_

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Who completely undoes their pants to pee? I just unzip my fly... But that's just me.

#13 - On 01/25/2011 at 3:18am by robinsn

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