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Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML


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On 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm - work - by oooops (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.

#9 - On 01/24/2011 at 4:38pm by Doortje

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you made a good first impression

#1 - On 01/24/2011 at 4:29pm by tampabayfan

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