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Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

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Okay, now you send another email saying ''Sorry, I meant to say voicemail''. Problem solved.

#4 - On 01/20/2011 at 3:11am by fadingaway

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It's ok the student will freak out about being a dad so young but then realise he isn't the father. That will teach him a life lesson to use a condom when he has sex every time. You just did the student a favour of a lifetime.

#6 - On 01/20/2011 at 3:12am by alwa7sh

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