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Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (2144)

On 01/19/2011 at 1:54pm - work - by peachesthepigeon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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What an ungrateful b!tch!

#1 - On 01/19/2011 at 5:57pm by x_Cupcakes

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Show her who's boss. Break into her house and light her bed on fire.

#5 - On 01/19/2011 at 6:03pm by Cjw1220

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