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Today, I got off work and ceckd ma makeup in te mirror once I got in ma car . I ad a uge piece of spinac on ma front toot tat no one told me about . I work te front desk of an upscale otel and ave been greeting guests all day . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24266) - you deserved it (4940)

On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.

#1 - On 01/14/2011 at 9:58am by youfailed18

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Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?

#7 - On 01/14/2011 at 10:04am by DahkLohd

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