Work: Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no-one. FML

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A pin drop

By Kerry - 03/12/2023 08:00 - United States

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By catty_13 - 26/09/2017 13:00

Today, my boss installed a comment box for anonymous suggestions on how to improve the workplace. So far, I've received 5 notes from my employees requesting that I be fired or replaced by a hotter woman, as it's the best way to improve the company. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

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By ev_lyn_aw - 28/02/2017 02:00

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By mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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By crapules - 23/12/2008 04:18 - France

Today, my boss asked me, "Can I give you some constructive criticism?" I said yes. He told me, "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

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Mommy's boy

By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

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By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

now i'm curious about your ideas

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

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unfortunate_13 5

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

now i'm curious about your ideas

fartmcfarter 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:04

Well obviously your ideas suck. Still FYL

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:10

I guess Karma really is a bitch. (#2's username)

EvilDave 13

Monday 10 January 2011 19:07

Sounds like you need a new job.

Blackmail111 9

Monday 10 January 2011 19:11

man i would love to hear that list

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:23

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

Shutuptroll 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Upper-management was right. Despite what you think, unblocking **** on the computers wasn't a good idea.

Ancarnia 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:25

Whatever your ideas were, upper management could've kept their cuntly insults to themselves.

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 10 January 2011 19:47

It's not really a ydi. Cuz te dumbass boss asked you to do it. You should make a list of insults to head management. And get the rest of the office to have some input