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Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML


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On 12/31/2010 at 10:51am - work - by bad_luck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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check it anyway

#2 - On 12/31/2010 at 12:57pm by lolaisagirl

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I kind of doubt that the customer would have "kicked your ass" had you checked. Did you tell your boss about it?

#4 - On 12/31/2010 at 12:58pm by nerdsgetmehot

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