Suspicious

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML
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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

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BoredomKillsinc 0

you should sue him for making you make him make you take a slice to finally get you to eat his poisoned cheesecake

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crazy_fool 0

Damn chemist mixed it up with the date rape.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

actually op it's been 2 days and it's a side effect of roofies. I know because a friend of a friend told me...

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quaddrummer93 0

it can't be roofies te drug dealer told him it was ecstasy :D

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maryjaneslover7 0

lol what an ass shoulda seen it coming I'd **** him up worse put a rag in his gas tank and light the part sticking out and watch the ******* car burn

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BoredomKillsinc 0

you should sue him for making you make him make you take a slice to finally get you to eat his poisoned cheesecake

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starile 19

The OP shouldn't take it personally. It's just politics. The manager has to take out his enemies. "Kill them with kindness," in a literal sense.

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ps3boi 0

why is tizzzy so retarded?

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lilgirly89102 0

someone got poisoned

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

LIKE OMG RLLY RLLY?!?!?

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

ahhhh!!! I'm like most definately going to shit on myself , it's like sooo crazeh! -too much?

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OverweightNinja 0

no way, I almost overdosed on rlly rlly's.. now my ring just stings.. :p

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Gondile 4

Someone has too much time on their hands.

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dani22097 0

sorry I forgot to tell you. one of my ingredients is eat poison...

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starile 19

That's an instruction, not an ingredient. Just like one of the ingredients in my famous cheesecake is to kick idiots in the balls.

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Link5794 18

Did you just "lol" at your own comment?

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blcarter81 0

Whenever I see a post or comment from him, it kinda makes me wanna shoot myself in the face.... just saying.

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