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Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57306) - you deserved it (2630)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

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That happened to my husband to such a degree that his gross monthly amount went down by half.It was a bad month. He told them that if he was so valuable they better treat him like and pay him like it, or he would go to the company's top rival and work for them instead. they gave him a $2 raise and said he can work as often or as little as he likes, and they gave him a company truck. Try it, you might make off well.

#15 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:53pm by alwaysalady

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I would start looking for a new job ... but I'm only a TV psychologist, what do I know?

#7 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:01pm by Dr. Phil

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