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Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML


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On 11/17/2010 at 2:34am - work - by workaholic -

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His eye isn't really lazy. He's just secretly checking you out with one eye.

#1 - On 11/17/2010 at 5:58am by marinus

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You're gonna be fired OP

#4 - On 11/17/2010 at 6:02am by PSQ91

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