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Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (30062)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

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Coffee AND tea?!?! Quit screwing around and just go get some crystal meth!

#9 - On 11/12/2010 at 10:12am by perdix

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oops! that sucks... you would think it would have been more obvious if it wasn't free. or maybe it is free and your boss is just coming up with more ways to wreck your day.. :(

#17 - On 11/12/2010 at 10:17am by gusgus36

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