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Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16017) - you deserved it (4464)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:17pm - work - by drooooooool (man) - United States (Virginia)

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did your essay end with `/s'ornnnnfjlbdndk`;lkrsgVDlm/smzxn, czcbxvnbn on and one for pages?

#11 - On 11/09/2010 at 4:37pm by catatonicsleep

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And your essay ran longer than "War & Peace," but the last 1200 pages are the letter 'f' where your nose came to rest.

#17 - On 11/09/2010 at 5:24pm by perdix

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