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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By sleepy - 23/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

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How sweet

By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By raebay - 05/11/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:32

You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.

Selena_is_back 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:18

nice

Comments

kluck 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:15

lawlh

liller90 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:18

wow, that would suck, and whatup with #1

awzmness 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:21

hi guyz, watcha doin' ?

GaryBusey1121 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:24

looks like urine a lot of trouble

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:26

Agree with 14, you mustve been pissed!

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:40

25 I can't insert a pun where your comment is. I don't think it's possible.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:51

Ignorance, puns are funny. Don't deny it.

GaryBusey1121 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:56

^Hater^

GaryBusey1121 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:15

better?

GaryBusey1121 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:59

what's a seizer? oooohhh seizure

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:52

sound like a shitty situation...oh wait..nevermind

himoonkey 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:53

HAHAHAHAHAHA no

Icyyy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:56

Is it bad that 14 made me lol?

GaryBusey1121 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:13

Gary busey makes everyone laugh don't feel singled out my friend Happy Diwali

buddybudda 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:43

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

PLAYSTATION33333 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:54

better pissed off then pissed on..... wait u got both

fakeaccountX 6

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:04

You just got R Kellyd......by a child

Cjw1220 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 18:01

15 has a nice pussy. OWNED BY A KID

suppressed08 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:15

Did you ask her what was wrong? Or maybe she thinks like dogs - 'Oh, a big pole-like thing! Let's see how much piss I can cover it in!' :)

alex1432 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:31

Just marking her territory

541MedfazWcM 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:16

lol

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:16

she likes you

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:28

lol aww kids :D

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:16

she likes you

washingtongirl 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:16

good luck with that

Xx_jESSii 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:33

I feel your pain Op this happened to me a couple of weeks ago but instead it was my niece, she's only 1 but while sitting on my lap she managed to pee all over my leg. :(

cbroxs17 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:17

The Teacher: Improve your life, and mark your territory

suppressed08 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:17

I hardly find that fair (not because it's an achievement). A comment is meant to inspire someone to agree or disagree, and I write a nice long thing with multiple opinions, and it deletes it and first comment gets 'lawlh'..