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Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML


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On 10/22/2010 at 9:26am - work - by soapypete (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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You can't tell the difference between soap and water??

#13 - On 10/22/2010 at 1:25pm by KylieBunny

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even if you couldn't tell the two faucets apart, you didn't notice what was in your hand? really? fail.

#26 - On 10/22/2010 at 2:20pm by auntbitsy

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