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Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18951) - you deserved it (10066)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)

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I wouldve said,
" it was like that when I came in"
"I was just looking for the janitor"

#6 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:23am by emikinz

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Actually 13 why don't YOU grow up. This is FML! Not everything is going to be rainbows and candy-canes! If it was, the FMyLife part wouldn't exist.... Calm the fuck down or go somewhere else.

#14 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:31pm by PeteyPablo12308

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