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Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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ooo dear 

#1 - On 10/19/2010 at 1:02pm by gmor

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I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)

#17 - On 10/19/2010 at 1:13pm by zombehunter

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