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Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)

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You're fired.

#1 - On 10/18/2010 at 6:04am by Dimercurio

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That's embarrassing. However it's a new job and old habits take awhile to overcome. At least you answered politely.

#12 - On 10/18/2010 at 6:38am by kai_li

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