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Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26062) - you deserved it (2750)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

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that is awful! people are crazy.

#1 - On 10/14/2010 at 1:05pm by kristir9426

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i love how american't grammar nazis feel their grammar and spelling rules are the only grammar and spelling rules

#70 - On 10/14/2010 at 9:54pm by elmorous

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