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Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (6979)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Hahaha. The originality of this FML made me laugh. This was truly a good one.
*Hat off*

#4 - On 10/07/2010 at 1:30pm by Schitzomaniac

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No one could have possibly guessed that outcome. The clothes could easily be used somewhere else. There's nothing wrong with taking time to look presentable. The most I ask is that every one would shower but some people decide disgusting others is more important. Breaking Benjamin is a horrifyingly bad band.

#5 - On 10/07/2010 at 1:32pm by Zitho

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