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Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 2:15pm - work - by hairy (woman) - United States (New York)

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whaat?! don't shave them!! weird. then you have to keep up on it all the time, or else they might get prickly and you'll have to wait forever for the arm hair to get soft again.
arm hair is nooo big deal. forr real.
no need to shave or wax it.
another thing women have to do, but men don't?!!
helllll naw!

#21 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:48pm by yesssurrhhh

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Maybe they make arm hairnets.

#34 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:37am by Rayn4u

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